9FRONT CODE OF CONDUCT

To all of which I do solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, without
any hesitation, mental reservation, or secret evasion of mind in me
whatsoever; binding myself under no less a penalty than that of having
my throat cut across, my tongue torn out, and with my body buried in
the sands of the sea at low-water mark, where the tide ebbs and flows
twice in twenty-four hours, should I ever knowingly or willfully
violate this, my solemn Obligation of a 9front user.  So help
me God and make me steadfast to keep and perform the same.